I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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