chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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