how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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