summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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