I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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