okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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