Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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