hotel room ftw
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My vagina is officially offended.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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