Kiss
Puke
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Randomize
