Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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