I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
two words...techno handjob
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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