Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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