How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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