i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
