I'm lost and stupid without you.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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