office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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