i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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