normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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