I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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