Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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