I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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