Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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