Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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