Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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