We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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