I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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