you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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