YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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