is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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