White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
