Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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