Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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