I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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