Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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