What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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