I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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