Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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