omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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