me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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