Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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