Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another