She announced her abortion via fbk
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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