There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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