don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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