Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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