Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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