Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
kristin has been a bad kristin
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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