At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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