if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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