You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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