Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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