She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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