I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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